Title Text:I guess I need to apologize to my parents, friends, and the staff at Chuck E. Cheese’s for all the times I called the cops on them.

Title Text:And a different ghost has replaced me in the bedroom.

Title Text:And when I think about it, a lot of “things I want to do” are just learning about and discussing new tools for tinkering with the chain.

Title Text:After a while, the squirrel starts making that beeping noise and doesn’t stop until it hops back up onto the stump.

Title Text:The few dozen doors that have little Christmas trees on them are a nice touch.

Title Text:I literally could care less.

Title Text:”There’s one set of foot-p’s cause I was totes carrying you, bro!” said Jesus seconds before I punched him.

Title Text:Careful mathematical analysis demonstrates small-scale irregularities in Gaussian distribution

Title Text:We had gathered that raw information, but had yet to put it all together.

Title Text:The xkcd Survey: Big Data for a Big Planet