[1621] Fixion
Title Text:My theory predicts that, at high enough energies, FRBs and perytons become indistinguishable because the detector burns out.
Categories:
Tag: xkcd漫画
[1620] Christmas Settings
Title Text:SOUND DOGS MAKE: [BARKING] [HISSING] [LIGHTSABER NOISES] [FLUENT ENGLISH] [SWEARING]
Categories:
[1619] Watson Medical Algorithm
Title Text:Due to a minor glitch, ‘discharge patient’ does not cause the algorithm to exit, but instead leads back to ‘hunt down and capture patient’.
Categories:
[1618] Cold Medicine
Title Text:Seriously considering buying some illegal drugs to try to turn them back into cold medicine.
Categories:
[1617] Time Capsule
Title Text:Oh no, I changed the future and now I’m disappearing! Wait, never mind, it was just my hat slipping down over my eyes.
Categories:
[1616] Lunch
Title Text:I’m trying to be healthier, so after I eat this brick of cheese, I’ll have a spoonful of grease-soaked vegetables.
Categories:
[1615] Red Car
Title Text:That guy only drives an alkaline car to overcompensate for his highly acidic penis.
Categories:
[1614] Kites
Title Text:[Dog returns with the end of a string in its mouth] [Voice drifts down from the sky] Kites are fun!
Categories:
[1613] The Three Laws of Robotics
Title Text:In ordering #5, self-driving cars will happily drive you around, but if you tell them to drive to a car dealership, they just lock the doors and politely ask how long humans take to starve to death.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1613/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1613:_The_Three_Laws_of_Robotics…
Categories:
[1612] Colds
Title Text:The contagious period ends right around when you start to sound sick over the phone, which is probably evidence of cold viruses evolving to spread optimally in the workplace.
Categories:
