Title Text:You’d think it’d be easy to just bet money against these people, but you have to consider the probability of them paying up.
Origin:https://xkcd.com/2370/
https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2370:_Prediction
http://xkcd.in/comic?lg=cn&id=2370
这本漫画是关于误解的概率。有时人们会错误地认为，如果一个事件比另一个事件更可能发生，那么该事件就会发生；或者，如果一个事件列出两个或多个结果，… Read more
Title Text:Changes with this update: If you use the combined scan-shred function, it now performs them in that order instead of the reverse, saving a HUGE amount of CPU time.
Origin:https://xkcd.com/2369/
https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2369:_All-in-One
脚注：
撕边：针式打印纸的带孔边缘。
混凝纸：一种加进胶水或糨糊经过浆状处理的纸。
蝶古巴特：将印有花纹的纸粘在盒子或家具上，并在表面
Title Text:Your point that the world contains multiple problems is a real slam-dunk argument against fixing any of them.
Origin:https://xkcd.com/2368/
https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2368:_Bigger_Problem
脚注：
逃避问题总比解决问题容易，而指出我们有更值得关心的问题，往往是逃避问题的一种隐晦形式。
Title Text:Haunted Halloween masks from a mysterious costume shop that turn you evil and grow into your skin score a surprisingly high 80% filtration efficiency in R. L. Stine-sponsored NIOSH tests.
Origin:https://xkcd.com/2367/
https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2367:_Masks
译者［DWT］注：
佐罗：义侠形象，最早出现
Title Text:I told her I’d take her address off the packaging if she’d stop submitting anonymous food safety complaints about my bakery to the health department, but she sent me a note that said NO DEAL along with an extra large batch of cookies.
Origin:https://xkcd.com/2366/
https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2366:_Amelia%27s_Farm_Fresh_Cookies
Title Text:SMS is just the worst, but I’m having trouble convincing people to adopt my preferred system, TLS IRC with a local server and a patched DOSBox gateway running in my mobile browser.
Origin:https://xkcd.com/2365/
https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2365:_Messaging_Systems
译者［DWT］注：
端到端加密：只
Title Text:Bloody Mary is made of antimatter. It explains so much.
Origin:https://xkcd.com/2364/
https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2364:_Parity_Conservation
脚注：
［1］宇称守恒：宇称守恒，是指物理学关于对称性探索的一个重要进展是建立诺特定理，定理指出，如果运动定律在某一变换下具有不变性，必相应地存在一条守恒定律。
趣闻：1962年起，李政道与杨振宁都说自己是提出“弱相互作用中宇称不守恒原理”的第一人，并为此长期辩论。
［2］血腥玛丽：传说召唤出血腥玛丽可以预见未来，据说在镜子前面呼唤三次她的名字就会出现。
Title Text:(c) You can have a scooter when you pay for it yourself, and (d) if you can’t learn to start a new thread rather than responding to an old one, you’ll be banned. [thread locked by moderator]
Origin:https://xkcd.com/2363/
https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2363:_Message_Boards
(C) 你自己花錢買就可以騎，然後 (D) 如果你學不會應該要重開新討論串而不是回舊串，你會被版主 ban 掉 [討論串已被管理者鎖定]
Title Text:Phylogeneticists are working on identifying and notifying its next of kin.
Origin:https://xkcd.com/2362/
https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2362:_Volcano_Dinosaur
系统发育学家正试图找到并通知这只恐龙的直系亲属。
https://xkcd.in/comic?lg=cn&id=2362
这部漫画是对这次被火山喷发掩埋并杀死的恐龙化石发现的参考。
梅根问恐龙是否还好。由于活体通常无法在火山残骸中化石[ 需要引用 ]，因此该问题的答案显然是“否”，但库鲍尔回答他不确定。即使恐龙以某种方式在最初的葬礼中幸存下来，也很难被埋葬1.2… Read more
Title Text:’Wait, our state has mail voting. The forms are literally on the kitchen table.’ ‘Not now, I’m busy researching which channels have sharks in them.’
Origin:https://xkcd.com/2361/
https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2361:_Voting
‘等等，我们州有邮件选举。表格在餐桌上就有’‘现在不行，我忙着搜哪条隧道里有鲨鱼呢。’
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