Title Text:We could go to the theater across town and see if it’s opened THERE yet, but we don’t want to lose our place in line. Origin:https://xkcd.com/991/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/991:_Phantom_Menace 在这里，我们有Cueball和另一个身份不明的角色，身着Darth Maul。 Darth Maul是“星球大战：幻影威胁”中的西斯学徒。西斯是星球大战宇宙中的一群人物，他们拥抱原力的黑暗面，是整个系列中的敌人。 Cueball正拿着一把廉价的光剑复制品，这是绝地武士和西斯使用的武器。 Cuebal… Read more
Title Text:The high I feel when I actually remember to bring my reusable bags to the store–and take them inside rather than leaving them in the parked car–can last for days. Origin:https://xkcd.com/990/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/990:_Plastic_Bags 在美国，大多数杂货店免费提供塑料袋，以及“袋子”，其唯一的工作是装杂货 – 虽然有时这种功能由收银员执行。此规则的一个例外可能是“极端折扣”商店，例如Aldi。即使他们携带可重复使用的袋子，顾客也很少（如果… Read more
Title Text:’Welcome to the future! Nothing’s changed.’ was the slogan of my astonishingly short-lived tech startup. Origin:https://xkcd.com/989/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/989:_Cryogenics 人体冷冻技术 其实开发延寿技术才是王道。这样你不但能发明未来，还能活在自己发明的未来之中。 https://songshuhui.net/archives/62833 拿着智能手机的梅根告诉白帽，现在每个人都带着一台电脑放在口袋里，并指出它是如何在线（连接）并充满传感器（如方向，振动和GPS等）。… Read more
Title Text:An ‘American tradition’ is anything that happened to a baby boomer twice. Origin:https://xkcd.com/988/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/988:_Tradition 这部漫画使用美国作曲家，作家和出版商协会的消息来源说，2000年至2009年期间在美国播放的20首最受欢迎的圣诞歌曲都是在20世纪30年代到70年代之间发行的。它显然排除了一些似乎无处不在的现代歌曲，但这是因为这些歌曲没有出现在ASCAP列表中。 在这种情况下，“流行版”意味着向大众发布，而不是最受欢迎的歌曲版本。 婴儿潮一代出生在第二次世界大战后的一段时间后，部… Read more
Title Text:The bunch of disadvantaged kids I was tutoring became too good at writing, and their essays were forcing me to confront painful existential questions, so I started trying to turn them on to drugs and crime instead. Origin:https://xkcd.com/987/ 我去訪問過的弱勢兒童變得太過擅長寫作，他們的隨筆文章強迫我面對痛苦的存在危機問題，所以我轉為嘗試把他們變成藥頭與罪犯。…
Title Text:I’ve always wondered whether you could drink slowly enough, and eliminate fast enough, that you just sort of peed continuously. But I’m afraid to try because I worry someone might call while I’m doing it and ask what I’m…
Title Text:Grayton also proposed making college scholarships available exclusively to sexually active teens, amnesty for illegal immigrants who create room for themselves by killing a citizen, and a graduated income tax based on penis size. He has been endorsed by…
Title Text:The SLS head engineer plans to invite Shania Twain to stand under the completed prototype, then tell her, ‘I don’t expect you to date me just because I’m a rocket scientist, but you’ve gotta admit–this is pretty fucking impressive.’…
Title Text:Eventual headline: ‘University Researchers Create Life in Lab! Darkness, Faulty Condoms Blamed.’ Origin:https://xkcd.com/983/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/983:_Privacy 这部漫画是关于Cueball和Megan试图找到一些隐私来“挂钩”，这是一种从事性活动的俚语。 他们从宿舍开始，这将提供一些隐私[需要引证]。不幸的是，门被锁上了。他们去到另一个宿舍，但它是由一个人玩MMORPG占据，是“在突袭”，这意味着玩家的联手与他人“突袭”的东西，可能是一个敌人，掠夺他们的物品。这也引发了一些事实… Read more
Title Text:Proof of Zermelo’s well-ordering theorem given the Axiom of Choice: 1: Take S to be any set. 2: When I reach step three, if S hasn’t managed to find a well-ordering relation for itself, I’ll feed it into this…
