Title Text:”Since there’s no ending quote mark, everything after this is part of my quote. —聙Randall Munroe< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1942/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1942:_Memorable_Quotes 引用问题 https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s/rlKOMr7i6rfGffYdsRLzjg 这个漫画“有帮助”提供随机引用，任何人都可以使用它作为模糊，在线评论，动机报价或类似的短文本。使用任何提供的行时，可以引用webcomic xkcd或其创建者Randall Munroe，如漫画顶… Read more

Title Text:And to you, I leave my life-sized ice sculpture replica of the Piet脿 which was blessed by the Pope. You must never let it melt! Now, remember, all gifts must be removed from my estate within 24 hours.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1941/…

Title Text:There’s data suggesting that this model may apply to deep-dish/thin-crust pizza. I’ve designed a thorough multi-year study to investigate this personally, but funding organizations keep denying my grant requests.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1940/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1940:_The_Food_Size_Cycle 食物大小之循环 https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s/yKBZRq7vI… Read more

Title Text:I like the idea of cartograms (distorted population maps), but I feel like in practice they often end up being the worst of both worlds鈥攏ot great for showing geography OR counting people. And on top of that, they have…

Title Text:I just want to stay up long enough to watch the ball drop into the hole number 2018.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1936/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1936:_Desert_Golfing 守夜与高尔夫 https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s/evmws9TejRGzoogB7PxbMA 围绕新年转折的一个常见笑话是在新年前夕或新年当天“去年”对“明年”发表评论。虽然在技术上是正确的，但有些人可能会从观察多年来的事实中得到一种讽刺的幽默，当时现实已经过了几天甚至更长时间，就像在这部漫画中一样，只有几个小时。 在这个，连续两个新年漫… Read more

Title Text:We should really start calculating it earlier, but until the end of December we’re always too busy trying to figure out which day Christmas will fall on.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1935/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1935:_2018 2018 我們應該早點開始算的，但是一直到十二月底我們都還在算耶誕節會落在哪一天。 https://xkcd.tw/1935 在这个，连续两个新年漫画中的第一个，梅根想知道2018年是否会是闰年。 Cueball认为2018年不会是闰年，梅根回答她“… Read more

Title Text:…wait until they type in payment information, then use it to order yourself a replacement phone.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1934/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1934:_Phone_Security 手機安全 …等待他們輸入付款資訊，然後用來訂購替代的新手機。 https://xkcd.tw/1934 这部漫画嘲笑各种电话安全措施。首先，它涵盖了一些真正的措施，然后继续采取明显有些过分热情或幽默的措施。值得注意的是，所有选项都在显示的屏幕中打开，所以显然主人必须非常害怕他们的手机会被盗，或者只是想看看会… Read more

Title Text:We’ve gotten him up to 20% milk and cookies through an aggressive public campaign, but that seems to be his dietary limit. Anything above that and he starts developing nutritional deficiencies.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1933/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1933:_Santa_Facts 圣诞老人：属性 “涉嫌危害航空安全罪” https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s/WLBey32OYAmxtdvE4iugOg 这是连续第二个圣诞节漫… Read more