Title Text:I believe in getting immunity the old-fashioned way: By letting a bat virus take control of my lungs and turn my face into a disgusting plague fountain while my immune system desperately Googles ‘how to make spike protein antibodies’.
Origin:https://xkcd.com/2397/
https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2397:_I_Just_Don%27t_Trust_Them
Title Text:’Wait, why would you think a movie set in 1984 would do drive-ins as a retro promotion?’ ‘You know, 80s stuff. Drive-in movies. Britney Spears doing the hustle. Elvis going on Ed Sullivan and showing off his pog collection.’ ‘What year were you born, again?’
Origin:https://xkcd.com/2396/
https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2396:_Wonder_Woman… Read more
Title Text:It’s frustrating to calibrate your precautions when there’s only one kind of really definitive feedback you can get, you can only get it once, and when you do it’s too late.
Origin:https://xkcd.com/2395/
https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2395:_Covid_Precaution_Level
Title Text:Linguists, settling some inscrutable grudge, have been steadily sneaking more backdated synonyms for ‘sharing borders’ into the dictionary. They’ve added ‘contiguous,’ ‘coterminous,’ ‘conterminous,’ and next year they’re adding ‘conterguous.’
Origin:https://xkcd.com/2394/
Title Text:The bottom of the list remains unchanged. Poor Rutherford Birchard Hayes.
Origin:https://xkcd.com/2393/
https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2393:_Presidential_Middle_Names
http://xkcd.in/comic?lg=cn&id=2393
什么兰德尔察觉将是最漂亮的总统名单中的名字于1月20日，2021年就职后，乔·拜登罗比内特（第46届总统当选人）将采取第二个插槽碰撞之前的第二位持有人富兰克林·德拉诺·罗斯福，第32届总统，回到第三。第29届总统… Read more
Title Text:Since we haven’t really settled on a name for those online hangout/work spaces that try to recreate the experience of cafes, and I love confusion, I’m going to start calling them ‘cyber cafes’ or ‘internet cafes.’
Origin:https://xkcd.com/2392/
由于我们尚未给尝试重现咖啡馆体验的线上社交/工作空间取名，并且我热爱混用，我要开始叫它们‘赛博咖啡厅’或‘网络咖啡厅’。
Title Text:I can’t wait until this is all over and I can go back to riding my horse through the mall.
Origin:https://xkcd.com/2391/
希望這一切快點結束，我才能在大賣場裡面騎馬。
https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2391:_Life_Before_the_Pandemic
这是xkcd关于COVID-19大流行的一系列漫画中的另一幅漫画。梅根（Megan）和库伯（Cueball）正在就大流行之前的生活进行对话，大流行之前是由世界卫生组织于2020年3月11日宣布的。他们谈论大流行之前他们对生命的怀念，但库伯… Read more
Title Text:”Do you feel like the answer depends on whether you’re currently in the hole, versus when you refer to the events later after you get out? Assuming you get out.”
Origin:https://xkcd.com/2390/
https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2390:_Linguists
http://xkcd.in/comic?lg=cn&id=2390
马尾辫听到一个… Read more
Title Text:I’ll never install a smart home smoke detector. It’s not that I don’t trust the software–it’s that all software eventually becomes email, and I know how I am with email.
Origin:https://xkcd.com/2389/
https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2389:_Unread
Title Text:[scrolling through a giant spreadsheet of transcribed data] ‘Wow, a surprising number of users grew up at 420 69th St.’ ‘Yeah, must be a high-rise or something.’
Origin:https://xkcd.com/2388/
https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2388:_Viral_Quiz_Identity_Theft
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