Title Text:It’s frustrating to calibrate your precautions when there’s only one kind of really definitive feedback you can get, you can only get it once, and when you do it’s too late. Origin:https://xkcd.com/2395/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2395:_Covid_Precaution_Level 新冠预防等级 校准预防等级就算了，还只能得到一种确定的反馈，而且就一次机会，知道后还为时已晚，太难了。 http://xkcd.in/comic?lg=cn&am… Read more
Title Text:Linguists, settling some inscrutable grudge, have been steadily sneaking more backdated synonyms for ‘sharing borders’ into the dictionary. They’ve added ‘contiguous,’ ‘coterminous,’ ‘conterminous,’ and next year they’re adding ‘conterguous.’ Origin:https://xkcd.com/2394/ https://www.explainxkcd.c… Read more
Title Text:The bottom of the list remains unchanged. Poor Rutherford Birchard Hayes. Origin:https://xkcd.com/2393/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2393:_Presidential_Middle_Names 总统的中间名 列表底部没有改动。可怜的拉瑟福德·伯查德·海斯。 http://xkcd.in/comic?lg=cn&id=2393 什么兰德尔察觉将是最漂亮的总统名单中的名字于1月20日，2021年就职后，乔·拜登罗比内特（第46届总统当选人）将采取第二个插槽碰撞之前的第二位持有人富兰克林·德拉诺·罗斯福，第32届总统，回到第三。第29届总统… Read more
Title Text:Since we haven’t really settled on a name for those online hangout/work spaces that try to recreate the experience of cafes, and I love confusion, I’m going to start calling them ‘cyber cafes’ or ‘internet cafes.’ Origin:https://xkcd.com/2392/ 由于我们尚未给尝试重现咖啡馆体验的线上社交/工作空间取名，并且我热爱混用，我要开始叫它们‘赛博咖啡厅’或‘网络咖啡厅’。 https://xkcd.in/comic?lg=cn&id=23……
Title Text:I can’t wait until this is all over and I can go back to riding my horse through the mall. Origin:https://xkcd.com/2391/ 希望這一切快點結束，我才能在大賣場裡面騎馬。 https://xkcd.tw/2391 https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2391:_Life_Before_the_Pandemic 这是xkcd关于COVID-19大流行的一系列漫画中的另一幅漫画。梅根（Megan）和库伯（Cueball）正在就大流行之前的生活进行对话，大流行之前是由世界卫生组织于2020年3月11日宣布的。他们谈论大流行之前他们对生命的怀念，但库伯… Read more
Title Text:”Do you feel like the answer depends on whether you’re currently in the hole, versus when you refer to the events later after you get out? Assuming you get out.” Origin:https://xkcd.com/2390/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2390:_Linguists 语言学家 “你认为答案是否会根据你所处的不同情况而不同呢？你正处于洞中，或者出来后再提及这一事件，假设你能出来的话。” http://xkcd.in/comic?lg=cn&id=2390 马尾辫听到一个… Read more
Title Text:I’ll never install a smart home smoke detector. It’s not that I don’t trust the software–it’s that all software eventually becomes email, and I know how I am with email. Origin:https://xkcd.com/2389/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2389:_Unread 未读 我从来不安装家用烟雾探测器，不是说我不相信这个软件，而是因为所有软件最终都像电子邮件那样，而我也知道我怎么对待电子邮件。 http://xkcd.in/comic?lg=… Read more
Title Text:[scrolling through a giant spreadsheet of transcribed data] ‘Wow, a surprising number of users grew up at 420 69th St.’ ‘Yeah, must be a high-rise or something.’ Origin:https://xkcd.com/2388/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2388:_Viral_Quiz_Identity_Theft 病毒问卷窃取身份信息 [划过一大张转录数据的表格] ‘哇，在69街420号长大的用户惊人得多’ ‘是啊，肯定是个超高的大楼… Read more
Title Text:”Are you concerned the witches won’t breed in captivity?” “Honestly, we’re more concerned that they WILL. We don’t know what it involves, but our biologists theorize that it’s ‘harrowing.'” Origin:https://xkcd.com/2387/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2387:_Blair_Witch 布莱尔女巫 “你担心女巫不会在饲养情况下繁殖怎么办？”“老实说，我们更担心… Read more
Title Text:The ten-year cancerversary is traditionally the Cursed Artifact Granting Immortality anniversary. Origin:https://xkcd.com/2386/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2386:_Ten_Years 十年 癌症十年纪念日传统意义上是诅咒物品获得永生纪念日。 http://xkcd.in/comic?lg=cn&id=2386 兰德尔当时的未婚妻（现为妻子）在2010年末被诊断出患有癌症。这是他之前在漫画中多次讨论的问题，兰德尔被描绘成Cueball，他的妻子被描绘成梅根。从她的诊断和治疗到现在已经十年了。 此漫画是1141年：… Read more
