Month: September 2018

[2052] Stanislav Petrov Day

Title Text:I was going to get you an alarm clock that occasionally goes off randomly in the middle of the night, but you can ignore it and go back to sleep and it’s fine.




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[2051] Bad Opinions

Title Text:I thought of another bad opinion! I couldn’t find anyone who expressed it specifically, but still, the fact that I can so easily imagine it is infuriating! I’m gonna tell everyone about it!<




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[2050] 6/6 Time

Title Text:You know how Einstein figured out that the speed of light was constant, and everything else had to change for consistency? My theory is like his, except not smart or good.


Cueball提出了一个类似于机械计时发明之前许多社会中使用的区域时间系统,例如江户时代的日本或罗马帝国,根据白天和白天将日分成两部分再细分。按小时,分钟和秒,给每个季节变化的长度。这种方法也被称为时间小时,并且仍然在犹太宗教… Read more

[2049] Unfulfilling Toys

Title Text:We were going to do a falling-apart Rubik’s cube that was just 27 independent blocks stuck together with magnets, but then we realized it was actually really cool and even kind of worked, so we cut that one.




Slap手镯是弹性钢弹性弯曲条… Read more

[2048] Curve-Fitting

Title Text:Cauchy-Lorentz: “Something alarmingly mathematical is happening, and you should probably pause to Google my name and check what field I originally worked in.”<



柯西勞倫茲分佈:這裡發生了一件超級數學的事情。你應該要停下來 Google 我的名字,看看我原本是在做什麼的。

举例说明相同数据的几个图表,曲线与​​点… Read more

[2047] Beverages

Title Text:If I wait a while, it’s not so bad, because then it’s just shaped like me, plus some pipes and tanks and probably eventually all of Earth’s oceans.


经常说液体呈其容器的形状。虽然倾倒,但“形状”是什么可以解释。漫画显示液体的“形状”被“倾倒”在某人的喉咙下(在饮酒过程中),并突出显示这可能看起来令人不安,没有任何明显的流动指导。当饮料的流动向下润湿每个部分时,看起来好像只是部… Read more

[2046] Trum-

Title Text:Excited to vote for future presidents Bill Eisenhamper, Amy Forb, Ethan Obample, and Abigail Washingtoast.



有几位美国总统甚至拥有完全相同的姓氏。例如,约翰·亚当斯和他的儿子约翰·昆西·亚当斯,以及最近的父子乔治·H·W·布… Read more

[2045] Social Media Announcement

Title Text:Why I’m Moving Most of My Social Activity to Slack, Then Creating a Second Slack to Avoid the People in the First One, Then Giving Up on Social Interaction Completely, Then Going Back to Texting



为什么我要把大部分好友都转移到一个群组上,然后另开第二个群组来避开第一个群组里的人,然后完全放弃在社交媒体上社交互动,然后又开始发手机… Read more

[2044] Sandboxing Cycle

Title Text:All I want is a secure system where it’s easy to do anything I want. Is that so much to ask?



软件变得越来越复杂,为了减少编程工作和安全漏洞,大型应用程序由多个程序组成。让这些大多数自包含程序… Read more

[2043] Boathouses and Houseboats

Title Text:The <x> that is held by <y> is also a <y><x>, so if you go to a food truck, the stuff you buy is truck food. A phone that’s in your car is a carphone, and a car equipped with a phone is a phonecar. When you play a mobile racing game, you’re in your phonecar using your carphone to drive a different phonecar. I’m still not sure about bananaphones.

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