Month: January 2018

[1949] Fruit Collider

Title Text:The most delicious exotic fruit discovered this way is the strawberry banana. Sadly, it’s only stable in puree form, so it’s currently limited to yogurt and smoothies, but they’re building a massive collider in Europe to search for a strawberry banana that can be eaten whole.

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[1948] Campaign Fundraising Emails

Title Text:The establishment doesn’t take us seriously. You know who else they didn’t take seriously? Hitler. I’ll be like him, but a GOOD guy instead of鈥?


美国的许多政治家和组织已经开始使用电子邮件进行积极的筹款活动以寻求竞选捐款。签署请愿书或表达对某项事业的兴趣可能会导致被添加到类似团体的无数邮件列表中,所有这些都在寻求支持。这部漫画展示了可以由… Read more

[1947] Night Sky

Title Text:There’s a mountain lion nearby, but it didn’t notice you because it’s reading Facebook.<




Cueb… Read more

[1946] Hawaii

Title Text:Ok, I’ve got it, just need to plug in my security key. Hmm, which way does the USB go? Nope, not that way. I’ll just flip it and– OH JEEZ IT FELL INTO THE VENT.<



2018年1月13日,夏威夷州发出紧急警报,警告即将发生的弹道导弹袭击事件。该消息特别指出不是演习。这引起了… Read more

[1945] Scientific Paper Graph Quality

Title Text:The worst are graphs with qualitative, vaguely-labeled axes and very little actual data.<



Microsoft Paint于1985年作为Windows 1.0的一个组件首次推出,并且Microsoft PowerPoint于1990年首次推出。作为易于使用的工具,这些工具允许计算机用户轻松… Read more

[1944] The End of the Rainbow

Title Text:The retina is the exposed surface of the brain, so if you think about a pot of gold while looking at a rainbow, then there’s one at BOTH ends.<


梅根似乎提到了一个神话,即在每条彩虹的尽头都有一个妖精的金罐。 Cueball没有声称小妖精和他们的黄金不存在,而是提出了反驳,从技术上讲,彩虹是圆圈,所以他们没有结束。这对于理想化的彩虹和一些实际的彩虹来说都是如此:如果观察者对光反射物质的… Read more

[1943] Universal Dreams

Title Text:”That’s … unsettling.” “Yeah, those definitely don’t sound like the normal dreadrea– LATITUDE THREE FIVE POINT…”



第一和第二小组是梅根和马尾辫之间关于梦的讨论。梅根提到了一个关于未能为考试做准备的梦想或梦魇… Read more

[1942] Memorable Quotes

Title Text:”Since there’s no ending quote mark, everything after this is part of my quote. —聙Randall Munroe<



这个漫画“有帮助”提供随机引用,任何人都可以使用它作为模糊,在线评论,动机报价或类似的短文本。使用任何提供的行时,可以引用webcomic xkcd或其创建者Randall Munroe,如漫画顶… Read more

[1941] Dying Gift

Title Text:And to you, I leave my life-sized ice sculpture replica of the Piet脿 which was blessed by the Pope. You must never let it melt! Now, remember, all gifts must be removed from my estate within 24 hours.<



在某些文化中,通常以遗嘱的形式(通常以书面形式称为遗嘱)对您… Read more

[1940] The Food Size Cycle

Title Text:There’s data suggesting that this model may apply to deep-dish/thin-crust pizza. I’ve designed a thorough multi-year study to investigate this personally, but funding organizations keep denying my grant requests.<


食物大小之循环 more