Title Text:Using a classic Timothy Zahn EU/Legends novel is bad enough, but at least the style and setting aren’t too far off. If you really want to mess with people, try using Splinter of the Mind’s Eye.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1843/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1843:_Opening_Crawl 開場字幕…