Title Text:If anyone calls you on any weird detail, just say it’s from the Jedi Prince book series, which contains so much random incongruous stuff that even most Expanded Universe/Legends fans collectively agreed to forget about it decades ago.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1769/…
Title Text:Of course, “Number of times I’ve gotten to make a decision twice to know for sure how it would have turned out” is still at 0.
Title Text:Technically DC isn’t a state, but no one is too pedantic about it because they don’t want to disturb the snakes.
Title Text:If I were trapped on a desert island, and could have an unlimited supply of any one type of apple, I’d be like, “How did this situation happen?”
Title Text:[bzzzt] “REMEMBER TO CHECK IN FOR YOUR FLIGHT TO LONDON.” “My wha-” [bzzzt] “YOUR UBER WILL ARRIVE IN FOUR MINUTES.”
Title Text:4. They unplug the root machine but the thousands of leaf VMs scatter in the wind and start spinning up new instances wherever they land< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1764/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1764:_XKCDE XKCDE 4. 他們拔掉了宿主機器的插頭，但成千上萬的子 VM 隨風飄散，一落地就長出更多的 instance。 https://xkcd.tw/1764 Randall创建了一个名为XKCDE的理论软件环境（xkcd和CDE（协作开发环境）上的portmanteau），它依赖于用户在彼此内部… Read more
Title Text:Effect strength => [unstoppable] | Effect range => [2 miles] | Effect duration => [1 year]
Title Text:Later, when I remember that I’m calling movers, I frantically scribble over the labels and write ‘NORMAL HOUSE STUFF’ on all of them, which actually makes things worse.
Title Text:I bet if I yell at my scared friends I will feel better.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1761/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1761:_Blame 牽拖 我敢說如果我對著我朋友大吼大叫把他們嚇得半死，我心情會變好 https://xkcd.tw/1761 Cueball声称他感到悲伤并将其与他发现坏事情的观察联系起来。悲伤是人类对感知不良事件的正常反应[1]。 （在这种时候可能会感受到的其他情绪包括愤怒和内疚。） 然后他认为这一定是某人的错。如果所讨论的“坏事”不是自然灾害或事故，那么通常可以推测有人对它们负责。 经过一番思考，他有了一个主意。思想通常是思考的结果（除非它… Read more
Title Text:Certified skydiving instructors know way more about safely falling from planes than I do, and are way more likely to die that way.
