Title Text:”Seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty–” / “Can’t we just read Pat the Bunny?”

Title Text:But instead of hitting the ocean, you should land in an overheating hot tub on a sinking cruise ship, sending it crashing through the floor into the burning engine room as the ship goes under.

Title Text:That’s actually the original Japanese version of A Million Random Digits, which is much better than the American remake the book was based on.

Title Text:I got to check off ‘Make something called xkcd’ early.

Title Text:Evolutionarily speaking, mushrooms are technically a type of ghost.

Title Text:”The only link we’ve found between the two documents is that a fragment of the Noah one mentions Aaron’s brother Moses parting an ocean. Is that right?” “… yes. Yes, exactly.”

Title Text:Whenever you see a video of birds doing something weird, remember: Birds are a small subset of dinosaurs, so the weirdness of birds is a small subset of the weirdness of dinosaurs.

Title Text:”This seems more like a way to attract turkey vultures.” “My mom always told me a turkey vulture is just a friend you haven’t met yet, usually because you don’t smell enough like decaying meat.”