Title Text:Premature optimization is the root of all evil, so to start this project I’d better come up with a system that can determine whether a possible optimization is premature or not.

Title Text:’List of helicopter prison escapes’ and ‘List of sexually active popes’ are both entertainingly long, but sadly there’s no ‘List of helicopter prison escapes involving sexually active popes.’

Title Text:I can’t get any work done because my friend Catherine is sitting on my keyboard.

Title Text:Does the screeching chill your blood and herald death? If yes, banshee. If no, seagull.