[1603] Flashlights

Title Text:Due to a typo, I initially found a forum for serious Fleshlight enthusiasts, and it turns out their highest-end models are ALSO capable of setting trees on fire. They’re impossible to use without severe burns, but some of them…

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[1601] Isolation

Title Text:2060: The gregarious superintelligent AI, happily talking its way out of a box, is fast becoming a relic of the past. Today’s quantum hyper-beings are too busy with their internal multiverse sims to even notice that they’re in boxes…

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[1600] MarketWatch

Title Text:Markets have been rocked by a second day of uncertainty after someone set up a giant Ouija board on the NYSE wall controlled collectively by the movement of the stock tickers.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1600/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1600:_MarketWatch https://app-xkcd-cn.appspot.com/ 作为新闻主播的金发女郎正在报道股市当天的价格波动。人们已经注意到道琼斯指数已经追踪了DC的天际线。 MarketWatch(如上面写的天际线)… Read more

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[1599] Water Delivery

Title Text:When I was a kid, I asked my parents why our houses didn’t have toothpaste pipes in addition to water ones. I’m strangely pleased to see Amazon thinking the same way.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1599/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1599:_Water_Delivery 運水 我小時候問過父母為什麼家裡沒有像是自來水管一樣的牙膏管。我對於 Amazon 也這麼想莫名其妙的感到開心。 https://xkcd.tw/1599 亚马逊已将瓶装水添加到其在线家庭订单商品系列中……

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[1598] Salvage

Title Text:My hobby: Taking advantage of the rice myth by posting articles on “how to save your wet phone” which are actually just elaborate recipes for rice pilaf.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1598/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1598:_Salvage 我的興趣:利用人們對米的誤解,像是貼一篇標題是「如何拯救浸水手機」的文章,內容是抓飯食譜。 https://xkcd.tw/1598 RMS泰坦尼克号是一艘大型远洋客轮,当它于1912年完工时,是最大的船舶。这艘船因其处女航而着… Read more

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[1597] Git

Title Text:If that doesn’t fix it, git.txt contains the phone number of a friend of mine who understands git. Just wait through a few minutes of ‘It’s really pretty simple, just think of branches as…’ and eventually you’ll learn the…

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[1595] 30 Days Hath September

Title Text:There’s a cool mental calculation hack I recently learned for this: If you open the calendar app on your phone or computer, the highest-numbered box along the bottom is equal to the number of days in the month!

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