Month: October 2011

[971] Alternative Literature

Title Text:I just noticed CVS has started stocking homeopathic pills on the same shelves with–and labeled similarly to–their actual medicine. Telling someone who trusts you that you’re giving them medicine, when you know you’re not, because you want their money, isn’t just lying–it’s like an example you’d make up if you had to illustrate for a child why lyin… Read more

[970] The Important Field

Title Text:I hear in some places, you need to fill one form of ID to buy a gun, but two to pay for it by check. It’s interesting to see who has what incentives to care about what mistakes.

Origin:https://xkcd.com/970/

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/970:_The_Important_Field

https://app-xkcd-cn.appspot.com/

在线输入表格要求输入一个人的电子邮件地址或密码两次是很常见的,并且粘贴到第二个字段中也很常见,因此无法逃脱。如果一个表格要求提供一些非… Read more

[969] Delta-P

Title Text:If you fire a Portal gun through the door of the wardrobe, space and time knot together, which leads to a frustrated Aslan trying to impart Christian morality to the Space sphere.

Origin:https://xkcd.com/969/

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/969:_Delta-P

https://app-xkcd-cn.appspot.com/

狮子,女巫和魔衣橱是一本书,其中四个孩子不小心通过一个衣柜漫步到一个被称为纳尼亚的世界,只有当你不寻找它时才允许通过纳尼亚。在漫画中,有人将一个锚连接到衣… Read more

[968] Everything

Title Text:I wanna hold your hand so I don’t fall out of your gyrocopter.

Origin:https://xkcd.com/968/

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/968:_Everything

所有的一切

http://xkcd.in/comic?lg=cn&id=968

Cueball正在收集许多不同类型的随机物品,包括一把遮阳伞,一个微型埃菲尔铁塔,一个似乎是一个带有短保险丝的小圆形炸弹和一个人体模型的半身像。他将这些添加到已经非常庞大的怪物中,包括气球和带鸟的笼子。

虽然发生了这种情况,Cueball会用短句叙述。前三个是最初看起来类似于您在生日或周年纪念卡上从一个人与另一个… Read more

[967] Prairie

Title Text:Colorado is working to develop coherent amber waves, which would allow them to finally destroy Kansas and Nebraska with a devastating but majestic grain laser.

Origin:https://xkcd.com/967/

草原

科羅拉多正在研發同調麥穗波浪,這樣他們才終於能夠用雄壯威武又無堅不摧的麥穗雷射摧毀堪薩斯與內布拉斯加。

https://xkcd.tw/967

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/967:_Prairie

这部漫画是指美国之歌,其中包含“琥珀色的谷物波浪”系列,指的是美国中西部丰富的麦田。在这种情况下,波浪被… Read more

[966] Jet Fuel

Title Text:The ‘controlled demolition’ theory was concocted by the government to distract us. ‘9/11 was an inside job’ was an inside job!

Origin:https://xkcd.com/966/

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/966:_Jet_Fuel

这部漫画是对“9/11是一个内部工作”理论的提及,纽约世界贸易中心因“受控拆迁”而被炸毁。毛茸茸使用典型的论点和Cueball一个人疯狂,当然毛茸茸吃了它。 Chemtrails阴谋论是(一种形式)一种完全不同的阴谋论,它说(正如Cueball所做的那样… Read more

[965] Elements

Title Text:Of all the nations, the armies of the ununoctium-benders are probably the least intimidating. The xenon-benders come close, but their flickery signs are at least effective for propaganda.

Origin:https://xkcd.com/965/

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/965:_Elements

元素之力

在各國之中,操縱 Uuo 的大概是最不嚇人的。操縱氙的只好人家一點,不過至少他們的霓虹燈閃閃爍爍很有宣傳效果。

https://xkcd.tw/965

在受欢迎的儿童电视节目“阿凡达:最后的气… Read more

[964] Dorm Poster

Title Text:I was going to record an album with that cover under the name “PINK FTFY”, so it’d come after them on the store CD rack. But at this point music stores are just rooms where CDs are set out to age before they’re thrown away, so probably nobody would see it.

Origin:https://xkcd.com/964/

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/964:_Dorm_Poster

寝室海报

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[963] X11

Title Text:Thomas Jefferson thought that every law and every constitution should be torn down and rewritten from scratch every nineteen years–which means X is overdue.

Origin:https://xkcd.com/963/

X11

湯瑪士傑佛遜認為每一條法律跟每一條憲法每隔十九年就應該整個拆掉全部重寫–換言之,X 已經超過期限了。

https://xkcd.tw/963

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/963:_X11

X11是X窗口系统(通常是X Window System或X11,基于其当前主要版本为11)。它是一… Read more

[962] The Corliss Resolution

Title Text:And no avian society ever develops space travel because it’s impossible to focus on calculus when you could be outside flying.

Origin:https://xkcd.com/962/

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/962:_The_Corliss_Resolution

外国人少

http://xkcd.in/comic?lg=cn&id=962

Jeb Corliss是一个专业的BASE跳投和翼装传单,就像在第四个面板中一样。 Corliss已经从世界上许多不同的建筑和纪念碑中跳了出来。因此,Corliss决议。

费米悖论是一… Read more

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