Month: July 2010

[773] University Website

Title Text:People go to the website because they can’t wait for the next alumni magazine, right? What do you mean, you want a campus map? One of our students made one as a CS class project back in ’01! You can click to zoom and everything!

Origin:https://xkcd.com/773/

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/773:_University_Website

大學網站

人們會去這些網站是因為他們等不及想看下一期的校友雜誌對吧?什麼?你說要校園地圖?我們有個 CS
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[772] Frogger

Title Text:I understand you and your team worked hard on this, but when we said to make it more realistic, we meant the graphics.

Origin:https://xkcd.com/772/

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/772:_Frogger

Frogger是1981年推出的经典视频游戏。游戏的目的是安全地让青蛙穿过繁忙的道路和河流到屏幕顶部的百合垫。

标题文本显示,一个程序员团队误解了一项任务,使游戏“更加真实”,即更好的图形,而是让卡车转向避开汽车大小的青蛙,导致汽车撞到卡车,导致严重的车祸,而不是汽车只是继续以直线不断移动而不管青蛙的运动。

该游戏继续引入越… Read more

[771] Period Speech

Title Text:The same people who spend their weekends at the Blogger Reenactment Festivals will whine about the anachronisms in historical movies, but no one else will care.

Origin:https://xkcd.com/771/

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/771:_Period_Speech

这个阶段的演员正在使用来自不同时期的语言和技术:

 “Forsooth”来自伊丽莎白时代(1558年 – 603年)

 “Grok”是1961年Robert Heinlein小说“陌生人中的陌生人”中的一句话

 “Jive”是20世纪40… Read more

[770] All the Girls

Title Text:You know that I’ll never leave you. Not as long as she’s with someone.

Origin:https://xkcd.com/770/

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/770:_All_the_Girls

https://app-xkcd-cn.appspot.com/

一对年轻夫妇(Cueball和Megan)恋爱了。在第一个小组中,Cueball说他很幸运能拥有Megan,当你恋爱时,这是一个非常好的事情。在第二个小组中,Cueball告诉Megan他在世界上所有的女孩中最爱她,这在你恋爱时再说一遍是完美的。然而,麻烦出现在第三个小组中,Cueball提供了他的… Read more

[769] War

Title Text:They offered to make me a green beret, but I liked my regular one. Although it gets kind of squashed under my helmet.

Origin:https://xkcd.com/769/

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/769:_War

今天的漫画似乎是关于战争期间爱情危险的寓言。我们的主角在这里看到靠在低矮的墙后面,对于任何有步枪和范围的绅士来说,肯定是一个很好的藏身之所。从他写作的那封信来看,他与Cordelia有着复杂的关系。一方面,她很有魅力。另一方面,她是一个敌对的战斗员,正如在中间发射的枪声所证明的那样。然而,Cordelia的射击对她起了作用,因为她… Read more

[768] 1996

Title Text:College Board issues aside, I have fond memories of TI-BASIC, writing in it a 3D graphing engine and a stock market analyzer. With enough patience, I could make anything… but friends. (Although with my chatterbot experiments, I certainly tried.)

Origin:https://xkcd.com/768/

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/768:_1996

1996年

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[767] Temper

Title Text:Mr. Rogers projected an air of genuine, unwavering, almost saintly pure-hearted decency. But when you look deeper, at the person behind the image… that’s exactly what you find there, too. He’s exactly what he appears to be.

Origin:https://xkcd.com/767/

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/767:_Temper

好脾气

https://www.douban.com/photos/photo/740221184/

演员梅尔… Read more

[766] Green Flash

Title Text:The exact cause of the phenomenon is unknown, but it’s thought to be linked to atmospheric refraction and you getting a really cool car.

Origin:https://xkcd.com/766/

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/766:_Green_Flash

绿光

https://www.douban.com/photos/photo/742585034/

绿色闪光是指在黄昏(黎明初或黄昏)发生的光学现象,在太阳的最边缘可以看到一缕绿光。黑帽试图通过这个事件分散Cueball的注意力,以便他可以用手中的瓶子淘汰Cueball并… Read more

[765] Dilution

Title Text:Dear editors of Homeopathy Monthly: I have two small corrections for your July issue. One, it’s spelled “echinacea”, and two, homeopathic medicines are no better than placebos and your entire magazine is a sham.

Origin:https://xkcd.com/765/

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/765:_Dilution

顺势疗法

顺势疗法两大法宝:一曰稀释,二曰震荡……

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[764] One Two

Title Text:Cue letters from anthropology majors complaining that this view of numerolinguistic development perpetuates a widespread myth. They get to write letters like that because when you’re not getting a real science degree you have a lot of free time. Zing!

Origin:https://xkcd.com/764/

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/764:_One_Two

https://app-xkcd-cn.appspot.com/

芝麻街的漫画模… Read more

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