[582] Brakes

Title Text:It was the funniest 6.5 seconds of my life, although as usual like 80% of it was just Tom and Ray’s gasping, hacking laughter. Origin:https://xkcd.com/582/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/582:_Brakes 在蜿蜒的山路上,汽车刹车失灵。作为回应,司机拨打电话直播电话,忽略了他即将面临危险并且在即兴创作解决方案之前没有时间收集外部建议的事实。司机失去了对汽车的控制权,并在悬崖上跌落。 如果这件事发生在你身上, 尝试抽踩刹车,它可能会重建足够的压力来减慢你的速度 降档到第二档然后第一档,这应该限制车辆的速度 使… Read more

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[581] The Race: Part 5

Title Text:It was actually canceled because they just noticed he’s been naked under that coat the whole time. There’s a petition on Facebook to get Fox to un-cancel it, and one on Livejournal to get him to take off the…

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[580] The Race: Part 4

Title Text:Things are rarely just crazy enough to work, but they’re frequently just crazy enough to fail hilariously. Origin:https://xkcd.com/580/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/580:_The_Race:_Part_4 萤火虫是福克斯于2002年播出的电视连续剧,但在仅制作了14集之后就取消了。十多年后,它仍然拥有一个忠实的粉丝群,显然包括兰德尔。主角是太空船“Serenity”的船员,包括马尔科姆船长“Mal”Reynolds(Nathan Fillion),机械天才Kaywinnet Lee“Kaylee”Frye(J… Read more

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[579] The Race: Part 3

Title Text:No, the best things about The Sarah Connor Chronicles were: (1) watching Sarah and Cameron try to pass for normal, and (2) Cameron throwing people and things through walls. Everything else was pretty secondary. Origin:https://xkcd.com/579/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/579:_The_Race:_Part_3 Firefly是2002年由福克斯播出的一部电视连续剧,在中途被取消,但它现在拥有庞大的粉丝群(有关更全面的解释,请参阅维基百科页面)。该节目… Read more

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[578] The Race: Part 2

Title Text:The Hammer + Captain Tightpants == Captain Hammerpants? Origin:https://xkcd.com/578/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/578:_The_Race:_Part_2 萤火虫是福克斯于2002年播出的电视连续剧。该节目的明星是马尔科姆上尉“Mal”Reynolds,由Nathan Fillion扮演。 梅根试图发挥理性卡片,并坚持认为主要电视节目的人物必须厌倦了粉丝永无止境的需要看到他们扮演那个角色,而不是自己。然而,Nathan Fillion似乎错过了萤火虫的日子,以至于他花时间在家里重演他的Malcolm角色。 在第四个小组中,Cueball建议他们参加慈善活动,… Read more

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[577] The Race: Part 1

Title Text:Great, and you JUST finished paying off the settlement over the Wayne Coyne hamster ball incident. Origin:https://xkcd.com/577/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/577:_The_Race:_Part_1 这可能是139的延续:我拥有两个电动滑板。 Firefly是2002年由福克斯播出的一部电视连续剧,在中途被取消,但它现在拥有庞大的粉丝群(有关更全面的解释,请参阅维基百科页面)。该节目的明星是由Nathan Fillion扮演的马尔科姆船长(或Mal)Reynolds。 所以在这部漫画中,梅根告诉Cueball,Nathan Fill… Read more

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[576] Packages

Title Text:Day six: ‘The hell? Who mails a bobcat?’ Origin:https://xkcd.com/576/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/576:_Packages 第六天:什麼鬼?誰會把山貓拿來寄啊? https://xkcd.tw/576 Cueball写了一个脚本,在网上购物网站搜索价值1美元并且免运费的商品。由于该脚本被编程为使用具有365美元余额的帐户,因此该脚本将每天购买一个随机项目一整年。梅根评论说,Cueball可能最终得到“大量废话”,但他回答说他可能会得到一些有趣的东西。 在五天的时间里,剧本订购了一段橡胶软管,一个滑雪面罩,一个熊陷阱,五角大楼的地图和“润滑剂”(性… Read more

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[575] Tag Combination

Title Text:I love Eileen / and want you to love her / When you’re around / I’m one floor above her / If you could see / just how much I adore her / Oh, that pretty red dress /…

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[574] Swine Flu

Title Text:Bad flu epidemics can hit young adults hardest because they provoke their powerful immune systems into overreaction, so to stay healthy spend the next few weeks drunk and sleep-deprived to keep yours suppressed. Origin:https://xkcd.com/574/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/574:_Swine_Flu 猪流感是一种流感病毒,可以从猪传染给人类。 2009年,它是大流行H1N1 /09病毒的起源,大多数新闻台称其为“H1N1”(亚型名称)或“猪流感”。由于赋… Read…

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[573] Parental Trolling

Title Text:They’ll pick music and culture that they know annoys you. Building in behavioral easter eggs is a fair retaliation! Origin:https://xkcd.com/573/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/573:_Parental_Trolling https://app-xkcd-cn.appspot.com/ 在未来,一个女儿接近她的父亲播放里克阿斯特利的“永远不会放弃你”的音乐录影带。女儿侮辱了她父亲那一代玩恶作剧的版本,特别是Rickrolling。女儿将此称为“拖钓”(漫画标题的一部分),这是一种流行的行话,试图通过引发情绪… Read more

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