Title Text:Of the two Garfields, you wouldn’t think the cat would turn out to be the more compelling presidential speechwriter, but there you go.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1073/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1073:_Weekend 周末 ”在两个加菲中，你大概不会预料到当猫的那写出更有说服力的竞选演讲，不过你自己读读吧……“ https://tieba.baidu.com/p/2374827147 这个漫画是在星期一的周末之后发布的，因此按时强调我们都讨厌星期一。 在第一张图片中，提到了情人男孩的歌曲… Read more

Title Text:Planets are turning out to be so common that to show all the planets in our galaxy, this chart would have to be nested in itself鈥攚ith each planet replaced by a copy of the chart鈥攁t least three levels deep.<…

Title Text:During the second semester, the path is briefly routed through the dishwasher.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1066/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1066:_Laundry https://huaban.com/pins/7733363/ 这个漫画是关于大学洗衣习惯和时间的流逝，你最终只是把衣服扔在地板上，然后再次穿着它们。 在第一周，学生进行适当的洗衣程序。然而，由于日益增加的懒惰和来自应有的任务的压力，到第二周他们已经放弃折叠他们的衣服，到第三周不再费心将他们挂在衣柜里。到第二个月，脏衣服不再存放在洗衣篮中，只是倾倒在地板上，到学期末，… Read more

Title Text:Revised directive: It is forbidden for you to interfere with human history until you’ve at least taken a class on it.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1063/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1063:_Kill_Hitler 殺希特勒 指令更新：你在上過歷史課之前不准去改變人類歷史。 https://xkcd.tw/1063 Black Hat创造了一次性使用时间机器。 Cueball选择了最常见的时间机器使用建议：杀死阿道夫希特勒。黑帽终于松了一口气，杀了希特勒。他回来了，评论说他在1945年在一个非常嘈杂的地堡找到… Read more

Title Text:We don’t sell products; we sell the marketplace. And by ‘sell the marketplace’ we mean ‘play shooters, sometimes for upwards of 20 hours straight.'< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1060/ 我們銷售的不是產品，我們銷售的是市場本身。而所謂的「我們銷售市場本身」指的是「我們打電動，有時候會連打二十個小時」。 https://xkcd.tw/1060 https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1060:_Crowdsourcing 众包是通过征求大量人群，特别是来自在线… Read more

Title Text:If you pledge more than $50 you’ll get on the VIP list and have first dibs on a slot on ANY of the pledge levels in the actual campaign.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1055/ 若出資超過 $50，你會被列在 VIP 清單上，並且可以得到在實際的募資專案中對任何出資等級進行優先出資的權利。 https://xkcd.tw/1055 https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1055:_Kickstarter Kickstarter是一个资助创意项目的平台，任何人都可以通过低至10美元的任何级别的资金来提供资金。不同级别的资金可… Read more

Title Text:Saying ‘what kind of an idiot doesn’t know about the Yellowstone supervolcano’ is so much more boring than telling someone about the Yellowstone supervolcano for the first time.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1053/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1053:_Ten_Thousand 一萬 比起說「哪個白癡不知道黃石公園的超級火山」，告訴人家有黃石公園超級火山這件事要有趣多了。 https://xkcd.tw/1053 对于一个不了解明显共同事… Read more

Title Text:I had a hard time with Ayn Rand because I found myself enthusiastically agreeing with the first 90% of every sentence, but getting lost at ‘therefore, be a huge asshole to everyone.'< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1049/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1049:_Bookshelf 书架 https://www.douban.com/photos/photo/1567955264/ 这是一个典型的“隐藏的门”上的戏剧，你在其中拉下正确的书，突然一堵墙变成了一扇隐藏的门… Read more

Title Text:Fortunately, the internet has a virtually inexhaustible supply of code that doesn’t work and people who are wrong, which bodes well for a return to normalcy. [Note: Click to read context for the cancer comics. She’s doing well.]< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1048/…

Title Text:Two tips: 1) 8675309 is not just prime, it’s a twin prime, and 2) if you ever find yourself raising log(anything)^e or taking the pi-th root of anything, set down the marker and back away from the whiteboard; something…