[1627] Woosh

Title Text:It also occasionally replies with ‘Comment of the year’, ‘Are you for real’, and ‘I’m taking a screenshot so I can remember this moment forever’.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1627/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1627:_Woosh 噗 他有的時候會回「年度最好笑」「你認真的嗎」「已截圖備份」 https://xkcd.tw/1627 回复带有“woosh”的评论通常表明有一个笑话,评论者未能认出它(或者他们不愿意认… Read more

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[1613] The Three Laws of Robotics

Title Text:In ordering #5, self-driving cars will happily drive you around, but if you tell them to drive to a car dealership, they just lock the doors and politely ask how long humans take to starve to death.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1613/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1613:_The_Three_Laws_of_Robotics…

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[1607] Supreme Court

Title Text:Writing for the majority, Justice Kennedy called the man’s arguments that he could be either Alito or Ginsburg “surprisingly compelling, but ultimately unconvincing.”< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1607/ 甘迺迪法官解釋,此人宣稱自己可能是阿利托或金斯堡,此一說法「十分有力,但終究難以採信」。 https://xkcd.tw/1607 https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1607:_Supreme_Court 在这个漫画中,作为新闻主播的金发女郎呈… Read more

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[1606] Five-Day Forecast

Title Text:You know what they say–if you don’t like the weather here in the Solar System, just wait five billion years.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1606/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1606:_Five-Day_Forecast 五日天氣預報 有句話是這樣說的:如果你不喜歡太陽系這裡的天氣,等個五十億年就好了。 https://xkcd.tw/1606 天气预报是一项极其困难的任务,即使它只有五天。在数值模型中,对于诸如温度和风速等变量,初始值中的极小误差大约每五天加倍。因此,大多数气象学家只向我们提供了为期五… Read more

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[1604] Snakes

Title Text:The last band of color indicates the snake’s tolerance for being held before biting.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1604/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1604:_Snakes 蛇 最後一條色環用來標示這條蛇被人抓起來之後能容忍到什麼程度而不咬人 https://xkcd.tw/1604 在漫画中,梅根混淆了一种流行的识别危险的北美珊瑚蛇的方法,红色,黄色和黑色条纹,以及用于表示电阻器阻力的颜色编码系统。 珊瑚蛇的黄色条纹旁边有红色条纹。然而,珊瑚蛇被具有相似着色的非毒物种模仿,例如牛奶蛇,其红色带不与其黄色带相邻。这导致了各种各… Read more

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[1603] Flashlights

Title Text:Due to a typo, I initially found a forum for serious Fleshlight enthusiasts, and it turns out their highest-end models are ALSO capable of setting trees on fire. They’re impossible to use without severe burns, but some of them…

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[1601] Isolation

Title Text:2060: The gregarious superintelligent AI, happily talking its way out of a box, is fast becoming a relic of the past. Today’s quantum hyper-beings are too busy with their internal multiverse sims to even notice that they’re in boxes…

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[1600] MarketWatch

Title Text:Markets have been rocked by a second day of uncertainty after someone set up a giant Ouija board on the NYSE wall controlled collectively by the movement of the stock tickers.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1600/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1600:_MarketWatch https://app-xkcd-cn.appspot.com/ 作为新闻主播的金发女郎正在报道股市当天的价格波动。人们已经注意到道琼斯指数已经追踪了DC的天际线。 MarketWatch(如上面写的天际线)… Read more

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[1599] Water Delivery

Title Text:When I was a kid, I asked my parents why our houses didn’t have toothpaste pipes in addition to water ones. I’m strangely pleased to see Amazon thinking the same way.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1599/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1599:_Water_Delivery 運水 我小時候問過父母為什麼家裡沒有像是自來水管一樣的牙膏管。我對於 Amazon 也這麼想莫名其妙的感到開心。 https://xkcd.tw/1599 亚马逊已将瓶装水添加到其在线家庭订单商品系列中……

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[1598] Salvage

Title Text:My hobby: Taking advantage of the rice myth by posting articles on “how to save your wet phone” which are actually just elaborate recipes for rice pilaf.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1598/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1598:_Salvage 我的興趣:利用人們對米的誤解,像是貼一篇標題是「如何拯救浸水手機」的文章,內容是抓飯食譜。 https://xkcd.tw/1598 RMS泰坦尼克号是一艘大型远洋客轮,当它于1912年完工时,是最大的船舶。这艘船因其处女航而着… Read more

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