Title Text:Not sure why I just taught everyone to flawlessly impersonate me to pretty much anyone I know. Just remember to constantly bring up how cool it is that birds are dinosaurs and you’ll be set.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1121/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1121:_Identity 身份 http://xkcd.in/comic?lg=cn&id=1121…
Title Text:People into masturbatory navel-gazing have a lot to learn about masturbation.
Title Text:I’ve been sneaking out at night and installing lamps on the underside of every photovoltaic panel I can find. Sure, there are upwards of 80% losses, but I prefer to think of them as nearly 20% gains.
Title Text:Facebook, Apple, and Google all got away with their monopolist power grabs because they don’t have any ‘S’s in their names for critics to snarkily replace with ‘$’s.
Title Text:According to my mom, my first word was (looking up at the sky) ‘Wow!’
Title Text:There’s an intersection I drive through sometimes that has a forward green arrow, a red light, and a ‘no turns’ sign all on one pole. I honestly have no idea what it’s telling me to do.
Title Text:I dropped a bird and I didn’t hear it hit bottom.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1115/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1115:_Sky 天空 我掉了一隻鳥下去，沒聽見撞到底的聲音。 https://xkcd.tw/1115 这个漫画是关于这样一个事实，即我们看待这个世界的主要方式是主观的。从上下方向出现主观，因为重力不能强烈感受到。此外，由于前庭系统（耳朵中的平衡腺）不会强烈影响平衡感（平衡感）和平衡感通常基于视觉，视觉使用主观线索来确定上下，上升和下降是什么。有时看起来很随意。例如，人们可以说服自己（意外地或故意地）向上和向下说服上升或下降或者对他们的方… Read more
Title Text:This exotic blade was wrought from a different fallen star. The meteorite was a carbonaceous chondrite, so it’s basically a lump of gravel glued into the shape of a sword. A SPACE sword!< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1114/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1114:_Metallurgy 冶金术 https://www.douban.com/photos/photo/1722528441/ 漫画解释了如果武器是用不寻常的材料制成的话，它们的真实表现。在奇幻故事中，使… Read…
Title Text:We can’t let this happen again. We need to build a secure TWO-day-before-retirement safe room.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1113/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1113:_Killed_in_Action 阵亡 https://www.douban.com/photos/photo/1719391438/ 漫画与Retirony的电视和电影比赛一起播放，其中一名警察在退休之前（通常是前一天）的短时间内被杀，通常会在死亡时刻产生更大的悲剧感。这条带的幽默起因于这样一种观念，即如果在退休前一天杀死了这么多警察，退休的警察… Read more
Title Text:I’ve developed a more logical set of rules but the people on the chess community have a bunch of stupid emotional biases and won’t reply to my posts.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1112/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1112:_Think_Logically 讲道理 http://xkcd.in/comic?lg=cn&id=1112 国际象棋是一个有着数百年历史的棋盘游戏，其中两名玩家轮流移动他们的16件中的一件以试图与另一位玩家的国王（其中一件）进行竞争。当一个玩家… Read more
