Month: October 2019

[2222] Terminator: Dark Fate

Title Text:I was sent here to stop the robot that was sent here to protect the human who was sent here to protect the human who was sent here to destroy the robot that was sent here to vacuum the floor.


阻止过去发生的事件是科幻小说中的常见现象(在《终结者》系列中可以看到)。通过让Cueball的未来自… Read more

[2221] Emulation

Title Text:I laugh at the software as if I’m 100% confident that it’s 2019.



在这种情况下,“ 8位AI”正在与Cueball进行对话,因… Read more

[2220] Imagine Going Back in Time

Title Text:I wonder what the trendy adults in 2019 who are too cool for Pokemon will be into. Probably Digimon!


Cueball正在检查他的Pokemon Go应用,以查看他留在体育馆中的神奇宝贝(以对抗其他两支球队进行保卫。这可以远程完成。)在体育馆(最多可容纳六只神奇宝贝)中,他看到了另一位神奇宝贝玩家留下了一只青蛙神奇宝贝,现在他旁边站着… Read more

[2219] Earthquake Early Warnings

Title Text:I was fired by the National Weather Service five minutes after they hired me for going into their code base and renaming all the tornado warnings to “tornado spoiler alerts.”


在这部漫画的前一周,即10月17日,加利福尼亚州以名为MyShake的智能手机应用Read more

[2218] Wardrobe

Title Text:If you’d just agree to hold your meetings in here, you’d have PLENTY of time to figure things out before the deadline.


梅根(Megan)走进衣橱与图姆努斯(Tumnus)磋商纳纳尼亚是否加入欧盟这一紧迫问题时,她离开了库埃鲍尔。事实证明,他们已经加入(英国加入之后的一段时间),这使梅根抱怨要处理另一个边境问题。等候在外面的Cue… Read more

[2217] 53 Cards

Title Text:Well, there’s one right here at the bottom, where it says “53.”




Cueball在这部漫画中声称,他找到了一种方法,只需改组和重新排列就可以将52张卡片组转换为53张卡片组。这是荒谬的,因为这些动作都不能向卡座添加新卡。引证需要 ] CUEBALL备份他的用含有卡甲板的图片包含有不可读的文本沿的流程图风格图,其中在顶部旁边的甲板的数量52和在底部旁… Read more

[2216] Percent Milkfat

Title Text:”So what’s dark energy?” “Cosmologists and the FDA are both trying very hard to find out.”



马尾辫Cueball解释,虽然2%的牛奶的确含有2%的乳脂,但全脂牛奶却不含100%,而只有3.5%的脂肪。Cueball认… Read more

[2215] Faculty:Student Ratio

Title Text:They managed to briefly hit the top of the rankings when they rejected everyone except one applicant, published 5 billion research papers that just said “Hi,” and hired one of their graduates for $50 trillion/year (then fired them after 10 microseconds.)


他们成功短暂的到达了榜首:拒绝… Read more

[2214] Chemistry Nobel

Title Text:Most chemists thought the lanthanides and actinides could be inserted in the sixth and seventh rows, but no, they’re just floating down at the bottom with lots more undiscovered elements all around them.


许多化学家认为镧系元素和锕系元素应该在第六行和第七行。但并非如此,它们漂浮在底部,周围还有许多未被发现的元素。… Read more

[2213] How Old

Title Text:We’ve met! I remember you when you were thiiiis tall! [*holds a hand an inch above their head*]




白帽(White Hat)将他的父亲介绍给库伯(Cueball)库伯接着说Aww,他几岁了?

当被介绍给小孩时… Read more