[2015] New Phone Thread

Title Text:I’m going to tell the manufacturer that their business practices are ADMIRABLE and ETHICAL and their developers are ATTRACTIVE and I’m going to report them to the FCC for their IMPECCABLE VIRTUE. Origin:https://xkcd.com/2015/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2015:_New_Phone_Thread 手机线程 我要告诉制造商他们的商业实践是令人钦佩和有道德的,他们的开发人员很有吸引力,我将向FCC报告他们无可挑剔的美德。 https://mp… Read more

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[2014] JWST Delays

Title Text:Since delays should get less likely closer to the launch, most astronomers in 2018 believed the expansion of the schedule was slowing, but by early 2020 new measurements indicated that it was actually accelerating. Origin:https://xkcd.com/2014/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2014:_JWST_Delays 詹姆斯韦伯太空望远镜(JWST)是一个太空望远镜,是哈勃太空望远镜的继承者。 该望远镜自1996年以来一直处于开发阶段,但一直受到许多延误和成… Read…

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[2013] Rock

Title Text:It traveled so far to reach me. I owed it my best. Origin:https://xkcd.com/2013/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2013:_Rock 石头 它走了这么远才到达我的身边。我尽力了。 https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s/01nlr4T5_tNxB7lQGcGO3g 梅根要么对地质有足够的了解,要么就能看出这块特殊的岩石是如何形成的,或是从一个集合中带来了这块岩石。或者她只是猜测。尽管欣赏它的形成,但她想要的只是用它作为一种跳绳来给它“生命中的奇怪日子”(类似于325:A-Minus-Minus),并且可能会混淆未来的地质学家。 梅根提供了关于岩石的三条信息:它… Read more

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[2012] Thorough Analysis

Title Text:The likely shape of the bells was determined through consultation with several bellringing experts at the Tower of London. Transcripts of those interviews are available in Appendix VII. Origin:https://xkcd.com/2012/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2012:_Thorough_Analysis 类推思考 钟的可能形状是通过与伦敦塔的几位钟专家协商确定的。这些面谈的记录可在附录七中找到。 https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s/vGiT2EXBX9waT__… Read more

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[2011] Newton’s Trajectories

Title Text:With just one extra line, he could have anticipated the 2003 film The Core, but some things are too audacious for even the greatest visionaries.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/2011/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2011:_Newton%27s_Trajectories 牛頓的軌跡 他如果多畫一條線,就能預測出 2003 年的電影地心毀滅。但有些想法就算對最偉大的先知也太過大膽。 https://xkcd.tw/2011 漫画展示了地球,三个明显的火箭在不同的轨道上。一个以足够的速度释放以获得稳定的轨道,而… Read more

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[2010] Update Notes

Title Text:v3.0.2: Hey, if anyone still using this app is headed to the beach, can you stop at 4th and River St and grab the sunscreen from my car? Trunk should be unlocked. Thanks!< Origin:https://xkcd.com/2010/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2010:_Update_Notes 更新紀錄 v3.0.2: 如果有人還在用這個 app…

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[2009] Hertzsprung-Russell Diagram

Title Text:The Hertzsprung-Russell diagram is located in its own lower right corner, unless you’re viewing it on an unusually big screen.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/2009/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2009:_Hertzsprung-Russell_Diagram 赫羅圖 赫羅圖本身在圖表的最右下角,除非你把它放到一個很大的螢幕上。 https://xkcd.tw/2009 Hertzsprung“我们的图表是一个散点图,显示了恒星对其有效温度或颜色的绝对亮度。它通常用于了解明星的年龄。 对于有效温度,轴… Read more

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[2008] Irony Definition

Title Text:Can you stop glaring at me like that? It makes me feel really ironic. Origin:https://xkcd.com/2008/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2008:_Irony_Definition 讽刺的定义 你能别那样瞪着我吗?这让我觉得很讽刺。 https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s/RSbq8rPcRy_ue5L8P2os9Q 这部漫画展示了黑帽和Cueball之间争论的快照。 Black Hat表示,Cueball如何理解讽刺的定义具有讽刺意味,但是黑帽子很幸福,而Cueball则不然。 Cueball很不高兴,因为Black Hat故意滥用“具有讽刺意味”这个词… Read more

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[2007] Brookhaven RHIC

Title Text:”Buddy, you trying to pull something? I can’t buy this gold–all the electrons are missing. I could face serious charges!” Origin:https://xkcd.com/2007/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2007:_Brookhaven_RHIC 布鲁克海文国家实验室 “伙计,你想要什么东西吗?”我不能买这些黄金——所有的电子都不见了。我可能会面临严重的指控!” https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s/-M9DuaYk6LG_kIIfjnWtNA 相对论重离子对撞机是一种粒子加… Read more

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[2006] Customer Rewards

Title Text:We’ll pay you $1.47 to post on social media about our products, $2.05 to mention it in any group chats you’re in, and 11 cents per passenger each time you drive your office carpool past one of our billboards.…

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