Title Text:We should really start calculating it earlier, but until the end of December we’re always too busy trying to figure out which day Christmas will fall on.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1935/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1935:_2018 2018 我們應該早點開始算的，但是一直到十二月底我們都還在算耶誕節會落在哪一天。 https://xkcd.tw/1935 在这个，连续两个新年漫画中的第一个，梅根想知道2018年是否会是闰年。 Cueball认为2018年不会是闰年，梅根回答她“… Read more
Title Text:…wait until they type in payment information, then use it to order yourself a replacement phone.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1934/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1934:_Phone_Security 手機安全 …等待他們輸入付款資訊，然後用來訂購替代的新手機。 https://xkcd.tw/1934 这部漫画嘲笑各种电话安全措施。首先，它涵盖了一些真正的措施，然后继续采取明显有些过分热情或幽默的措施。值得注意的是，所有选项都在显示的屏幕中打开，所以显然主人必须非常害怕他们的手机会被盗，或者只是想看看会… Read more
Title Text:We’ve gotten him up to 20% milk and cookies through an aggressive public campaign, but that seems to be his dietary limit. Anything above that and he starts developing nutritional deficiencies.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1933/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1933:_Santa_Facts 圣诞老人：属性 “涉嫌危害航空安全罪” https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s/WLBey32OYAmxtdvE4iugOg 这是连续第二个圣诞节漫… Read more
Title Text:They all made fun of Autometalogolex, but someday there will be a problem with Christmas that can only be solved if Santa somehow gets a serious headache, and then they’ll see.
Title Text:If you ask it to please turn off that feature, it apologizes a whole bunch and promises to try to be quieter, then switches to a slightly lower-volume version of the clip with “sorry!” after the louder sounds.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1931/…
Title Text:While it may seem like trivia, it (causes huge headaches for software developers / is taken advantage of by high-speed traders / triggered the 2003 Northeast Blackout / has to be corrected for by GPS satellites / is now…
Title Text:Of course, everyone has their own profile. There are morning arguers, hangry arguers, meal-time arguers, late-night arguers, and people who get in a meta-argument over what their argument timing is, dredge up examples of past arguments, and end up…
Title Text:[hair in face] “SEVVVENNN YEEEARRRSSS”< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1928/ [批頭散髮] 七～～～年～～～ https://xkcd.tw/1928 https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1928:_Seven_Years 兰德尔当时的女友，现在的妻子，在2010年底被诊断出患有癌症，这是他之前多次在漫画中讨论过的事情。在这里，由美国2017年和2024年日食之间的七年时间推动，我们看到它们回忆起第一次日食前七年，对未来七年带来的问题留下了一个悬而未决的问题。 这部漫画是1141年的延续：两年，显示为前八个面板，略显灰色。 它是作为对另一种癌症诊断的回应而… Read more
Title Text:People keep telling me to use the radio but I really hate making voice calls.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1927/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1927:_Tinder Tinder 大家都叫我用無線電，但是我很討厭開語音。 https://xkcd.tw/1927 Tinder是一款社交媒体/约会应用。 Tinder的主界面显示了人物的照片。用户向右滑动以查找他们喜欢的匹配项，否则将其保留。该应用程序的目的是获取约会，意图是浪漫的关系或性交。然而，在漫画中，Cueball试图用它来请求飞机代替。如果请求是真实的，这是一个糟糕的情况，因为它表明Cue… Read more
Title Text:”Oh my God, why did you scotch-tape a bunch of hammers together?” “It’s ok! Nothing depends on this wall being destroyed efficiently.”
