[1070] Words for Small Sets

Title Text:If things are too quiet, try asking a couple of friends whether “a couple” should always mean “two”. As with the question of how many spaces should go after a period, it can turn acrimonious surprisingly fast unless all…

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[1069] Alphabet

Title Text:Do I get to remove letters entirely? Or just rearrange them? Because the ‘k/c’ situation is ridiculous. Look, we can make out whenever. This is *immortality*!

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[1068] Swiftkey

Title Text:Although the Markov chain-style text model is still rudimentary; it recently gave me “Massachusetts Institute of America”. Although I have to admit it sounds prestigious.

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[1067] Pressures

Title Text:Everyone’s caught by surprise when a theory of quantum gravity is developed by a sound technician wearing patent leather shoes while editing Clerks II.

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[1066] Laundry

Title Text:During the second semester, the path is briefly routed through the dishwasher.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1066/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1066:_Laundry https://huaban.com/pins/7733363/ 这个漫画是关于大学洗衣习惯和时间的流逝,你最终只是把衣服扔在地板上,然后再次穿着它们。 在第一周,学生进行适当的洗衣程序。然而,由于日益增加的懒惰和来自应有的任务的压力,到第二周他们已经放弃折叠他们的衣服,到第三周不再费心将他们挂在衣柜里。到第二个月,脏衣服不再存放在洗衣篮中,只是倾倒在地板上,到学期末,… Read more

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[1064] Front Door

Title Text:FYI: I’ll be releasing a wolf into a randomly-chosen front yard sometime in the next 30 years. Now your fear is reasonable, and you don’t need to feel embarrassed anymore. Problem solved!

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[1063] Kill Hitler

Title Text:Revised directive: It is forbidden for you to interfere with human history until you’ve at least taken a class on it.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1063/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1063:_Kill_Hitler 殺希特勒 指令更新:你在上過歷史課之前不准去改變人類歷史。 https://xkcd.tw/1063 Black Hat创造了一次性使用时间机器。 Cueball选择了最常见的时间机器使用建议:杀死阿道夫希特勒。黑帽终于松了一口气,杀了希特勒。他回来了,评论说他在1945年在一个非常嘈杂的地堡找到… Read more

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[1061] EST

Title Text:The month names are the same, except that the fourth month only has the name ‘April’ in even-numbered years, and is otherwise unnamed.

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