[786] Exoplanets

Title Text:I’m just worried that we’ll all leave and you won’t get to come along! Origin:https://xkcd.com/786/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/786:_Exoplanets Beret Guy跑来醒去Cueball,他可能已经躺在床上了,可能半夜暗示人类正在发现“太阳系外行星”或存在于我们太阳系之外的行星。这表明这些行星对人类来说足够适合居住,即使只是为了参观。 然后Beret Guy进一步认为地球上的一个国家可以重启Project Orion。正如Beret所暗示的那样,Project Orion是一个早期项目,它想出一个航天器,它可… Read more

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[785] Open Mic Night

Title Text:Ever notice how the more successful observational comics become, the more their jokes focus on flying and hotels? Origin:https://xkcd.com/785/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/785:_Open_Mic_Night 漫画描绘了一个开放的麦克风之夜的四个表演,表演通常包括喜剧,诗歌,音乐和其他类似的表演艺术。 第1小组[编辑] 梅根自信地将自己介绍为M.C.失语症,并开始与观众交谈。然而,在她的句子中途,她似乎无法继续说话,以羞怯的“嗨?”结尾。失语症是一种语言障碍,由于语言障碍和语言理解而出现症状。这类语言障碍的范围从难以… Read more

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[784] Falling Asleep

Title Text:Sweet unintersecting dreams! Origin:https://xkcd.com/784/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/784:_Falling_Asleep 入睡 https://www.douban.com/photos/photo/742411608/ 这条带的前几个小组看起来很浪漫和多愁善感,因为人们常常听到人们在他们所爱的人旁边睡得更好。最后一个小组揭示了Cueball和Megan实际上正在经历一些关系问题,因为Cueball使用她的存在作为离开这个世界的一个很好的理由。然而,他确实不想自杀逃离她和世界;他只是希望通过入睡逃脱。 正如标题文字所揭示的那样,他也希望在梦中避开她,因为他希望自己的梦想… Read more

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[783] I Don’t Want Directions

Title Text:Yes, I understand that the turn is half a mile past the big field, but my GPS knows that, too. This would be easier if you weren’t about to ask me to repeat it all back to you. Origin:https://xkcd.com/783/…

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[782] Desecration

Title Text:It gets worse! You know that wizened old monk with the gypsy wife whose voodoo shop we smash up every day after school? Origin:https://xkcd.com/782/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/782:_Desecration 梅根和罗布惊恐地发现,他们挖出来并变成木偶的骨头实际上被埋在一个古老的印第安人或大概是美洲原住民的墓地上。这个笑话是他们不关心印度骨头本身的影响,但由于它们是印度的墓地,所以它们就像在这样的场地上建造的房屋一样被困扰或诅咒。在他们发现这个事实之前,他们并不认为它会亵渎神圣的东西。幽默来自于“挖掘印度骨头”这一事… Read more

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[781] Ahead Stop

Title Text:They actually started the reversed-text practice in 1977 — not for ease-of-reading reasons, but because too many people were driving backward down the highway blasting the Star Wars opening theme. Origin:https://xkcd.com/781/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/781:_Ahead_Stop https://app-xkcd-cn.appspot.com/ 这部漫画指的是,在包括美国在内的一些国家,高速公路上的文字或说明总是与您阅读它们的方式相反。似乎“… Read more

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[780] Sample

Title Text:There are two or three songs out there with beeps in the chorus that sound exactly like the clock radio alarm I had in high school, and hearing it makes me think my life since junior year has been…

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[779] Anxiety

Title Text:Don’t need any, thanks. I have a backscattering fetish. Origin:https://xkcd.com/779/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/779:_Anxiety 有些人对要求使用反向散射X射线机的机场安全政策感到不满,因为这些机器可以裸露出主体图像。黑帽子正在向男士们销售伟哥,因为许多男人在松弛时会感到自我意识(或焦虑,正如其名称所说)的大小,他们可能希望“尽力而为”并且看起来最好。看到这是黑帽,这也可能是一种手段,通过强迫保安看到他们的勃起,在系统上嗤之以鼻(可以这么说)。这种方法的问题在于,据推测,花费在这一长度线上的时间太长,以至于伟哥无论如何都不会产生任何… Read more

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[778] Scheduling

Title Text:’How about a little … *family growth*?’ ‘Dude, that’s not until round two.’ Origin:https://xkcd.com/778/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/778:_Scheduling 计划安排 https://www.douban.com/photos/photo/741541217/ 这部漫画是对色情电影的共同情节的一种看法。有几个“刻板印象”的色情视频设置 – 暗示披萨送货员(“热香肠”是一个暗示性的双关语),法国女仆发现她的主人早早回家,妻子仍然离开,而管道工谁,而对一个女人的房… Read more

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[777] Pore Strips

Title Text:I’m sure they’re a harmful tool of the cosmetics-industrial complex and all, but my goodness do those strips ever work to pull gunk out of your pores. I was shocked, disgusted, and vaguely fascinated by the result. Origin:https://xkcd.com/777/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/777:_Pore_Strips…

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