[1068] Swiftkey
Title Text:Although the Markov chain-style text model is still rudimentary; it recently gave me “Massachusetts Institute of America”. Although I have to admit it sounds prestigious.
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[1067] Pressures
Title Text:Everyone’s caught by surprise when a theory of quantum gravity is developed by a sound technician wearing patent leather shoes while editing Clerks II.
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[1066] Laundry
Title Text:During the second semester, the path is briefly routed through the dishwasher.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1066/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1066:_Laundry https://huaban.com/pins/7733363/ 这个漫画是关于大学洗衣习惯和时间的流逝，你最终只是把衣服扔在地板上，然后再次穿着它们。 在第一周，学生进行适当的洗衣程序。然而，由于日益增加的懒惰和来自应有的任务的压力，到第二周他们已经放弃折叠他们的衣服，到第三周不再费心将他们挂在衣柜里。到第二个月，脏衣服不再存放在洗衣篮中，只是倾倒在地板上，到学期末，… Read more
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[1065] Shoes
Title Text:I *do* hear that they’re the most comfortable thing to wear on your feet since sliced bread.
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[1064] Front Door
Title Text:FYI: I’ll be releasing a wolf into a randomly-chosen front yard sometime in the next 30 years. Now your fear is reasonable, and you don’t need to feel embarrassed anymore. Problem solved!
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[1063] Kill Hitler
Title Text:Revised directive: It is forbidden for you to interfere with human history until you’ve at least taken a class on it.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1063/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1063:_Kill_Hitler 殺希特勒 指令更新：你在上過歷史課之前不准去改變人類歷史。 https://xkcd.tw/1063 Black Hat创造了一次性使用时间机器。 Cueball选择了最常见的时间机器使用建议：杀死阿道夫希特勒。黑帽终于松了一口气，杀了希特勒。他回来了，评论说他在1945年在一个非常嘈杂的地堡找到… Read more
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[1062] Budget News
Title Text:I will vote, no questions asked, for any candidate who describes themselves as ‘more of a deficit sugar glider.’
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[1061] EST
Title Text:The month names are the same, except that the fourth month only has the name ‘April’ in even-numbered years, and is otherwise unnamed.
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[1060] Crowdsourcing
Title Text:We don’t sell products; we sell the marketplace. And by ‘sell the marketplace’ we mean ‘play shooters, sometimes for upwards of 20 hours straight.'< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1060/ 我們銷售的不是產品，我們銷售的是市場本身。而所謂的「我們銷售市場本身」指的是「我們打電動，有時候會連打二十個小時」。 https://xkcd.tw/1060 https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1060:_Crowdsourcing 众包是通过征求大量人群，特别是来自在线… Read more
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[1059] Bel-Air
Title Text:Aaron Sorkin has been tapped to write the TV movie about the aging prince’s eventual election to Pat Toomey’s Senate seat, currently titled either ‘FRESHman Senator’ or ‘Mr. Smith Goes to Washington’.
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