[787] Orbiter

Title Text:Normally, the Shuttle can’t quite safely reach the orbital inclination required to pass over both those points from a Canaveral launch, but this is an alternate history in which either it launches from Vandenberg or everyone hates the Outer…

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[784] Falling Asleep

Title Text:Sweet unintersecting dreams! Origin:https://xkcd.com/784/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/784:_Falling_Asleep 入睡 https://www.douban.com/photos/photo/742411608/ 这条带的前几个小组看起来很浪漫和多愁善感,因为人们常常听到人们在他们所爱的人旁边睡得更好。最后一个小组揭示了Cueball和Megan实际上正在经历一些关系问题,因为Cueball使用她的存在作为离开这个世界的一个很好的理由。然而,他确实不想自杀逃离她和世界;他只是希望通过入睡逃脱。 正如标题文字所揭示的那样,他也希望在梦中避开她,因为他希望自己的梦想… Read more

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[783] I Don’t Want Directions

Title Text:Yes, I understand that the turn is half a mile past the big field, but my GPS knows that, too. This would be easier if you weren’t about to ask me to repeat it all back to you. Origin:https://xkcd.com/783/…

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[781] Ahead Stop

Title Text:They actually started the reversed-text practice in 1977 — not for ease-of-reading reasons, but because too many people were driving backward down the highway blasting the Star Wars opening theme. Origin:https://xkcd.com/781/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/781:_Ahead_Stop https://app-xkcd-cn.appspot.com/ 这部漫画指的是,在包括美国在内的一些国家,高速公路上的文字或说明总是与您阅读它们的方式相反。似乎“… Read more

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[780] Sample

Title Text:There are two or three songs out there with beeps in the chorus that sound exactly like the clock radio alarm I had in high school, and hearing it makes me think my life since junior year has been…

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[778] Scheduling

Title Text:’How about a little … *family growth*?’ ‘Dude, that’s not until round two.’ Origin:https://xkcd.com/778/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/778:_Scheduling 计划安排 https://www.douban.com/photos/photo/741541217/ 这部漫画是对色情电影的共同情节的一种看法。有几个“刻板印象”的色情视频设置 – 暗示披萨送货员(“热香肠”是一个暗示性的双关语),法国女仆发现她的主人早早回家,妻子仍然离开,而管道工谁,而对一个女人的房… Read more

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[774] Atheists

Title Text:’But you’re using that same tactic to try to feel superior to me, too!’ ‘Sorry, that accusation expires after one use per conversation.’ Origin:https://xkcd.com/774/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/774:_Atheists https://app-xkcd-cn.appspot.com/ 在公开辩论中,原教旨主义基督徒和无神论者虽然有不同意见,但表现得非常相似。两者都可能对他们的信仰非常教条,对另一种观点的人非常不尊重和指责。 Cueball指责双… Read more

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[773] University Website

Title Text:People go to the website because they can’t wait for the next alumni magazine, right? What do you mean, you want a campus map? One of our students made one as a CS class project back in ’01! You…

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[770] All the Girls

Title Text:You know that I’ll never leave you. Not as long as she’s with someone. Origin:https://xkcd.com/770/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/770:_All_the_Girls https://app-xkcd-cn.appspot.com/ 一对年轻夫妇(Cueball和Megan)恋爱了。在第一个小组中,Cueball说他很幸运能拥有Megan,当你恋爱时,这是一个非常好的事情。在第二个小组中,Cueball告诉Megan他在世界上所有的女孩中最爱她,这在你恋爱时再说一遍是完美的。然而,麻烦出现在第三个小组中,Cueball提供了他的… Read more

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[768] 1996

Title Text:College Board issues aside, I have fond memories of TI-BASIC, writing in it a 3D graphing engine and a stock market analyzer. With enough patience, I could make anything… but friends. (Although with my chatterbot experiments, I certainly tried.)…

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