[1551] Pluto
Title Text:After decades of increasingly confused arguing, Pluto is reclassified as a “dwarf Pluto.”
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Author: xkcd
[what if]第137期：新视野号
原作：http://what-if.xkcd.com/137 编译：猪的米 What if 系列：https://songshuhui.net/archives/tag/what-if 提问： 如果新视野号砸中了我的汽车会怎么样？ —— Robin Sheat 回答： 新视野号探测器目前（7月14日左右）正在飞越冥王星。[1]在最近的几天里，它传回的照片使我们得以首次目睹冥王星的真面目。在这篇文章发布的时候，它应该正在进行距离最近的飞越，也有可能正在砸向你的汽车的路上，嗯。 （状态更新：新视野号终于捕获了冥王星，并摧毁了它。） 不过就算新视野号曾一度错误地向地球方向飞行，这种情况还是实在太过难以想象。除非发生极其罕见的事故，你的汽车都将处于大气层中，而这层厚厚的大气使得宇宙飞船不至于全速撞上地面。或者有可能你拐错了… Read more
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[1550] Episode VII
Title Text:The Lord of the Rings sequel, set years after the Ring hubbub has died down, is just Samwise discreetly creeping back to Bag End to finish dropping the eaves.
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[1549] xkcd Phone 3
Title Text:If you’re not completely satisfied with the phone after 30 days, we will return you to your home at no cost.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1549/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1549:_XKCD_Phone_3 https://tieba.baidu.com/p/3952178049 这是正在进行的xkcd手机系列中的第三个条目，它通过将荒谬或无用的功能归因于一部听起来令人印象深刻但实际上非常不切实际的虚构手机来模仿常见的智能手机规格。 1465系列的前一部漫画：xkcd Phone 2在此之前半年发布，接下来的170… Read more
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[1548] 90s Kid
Title Text:We remember Rugrats, and think of them every time our kids look at us through their baby gates.
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[1547] Solar System Questions
Title Text:My country’s World Cup win was exciting and all, but c’mon, what if the players wore nylon wings and COULD LITERALLY FLY?
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[1546] Tamagotchi Hive
Title Text:The Singularity happened, but not to us.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1546/ 奇異點已經發生了，不過不是在我們身上。 https://xkcd.tw/1546 https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1546:_Tamagotchi_Hive 作为“我的爱好”系列的一部分，它描述了一个使用自动化系统同时运行数万亿Tamagotchis的分布式计算网络。与大多数“我的爱好”系列一样，这个概念也会起作用，并且与现实世界的活动密切相关，但又足够扭曲，使其具有内在的荒谬性。 Tamagotchi是1996年开发的一款钥匙链大小的虚拟宠物模拟游戏。从表面上看，它们对所有年龄段的人都有吸引力… Read more
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[1545] Strengths and Weaknesses
Title Text:Do you need me to do a quicksort on the whiteboard or produce a generation of offspring or something? It might take me a bit, but I can do it.< Origin:https://xkcd.com/1545/ https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1545:_Strengths_and_Weaknesses 弱点和强项 https://songshuhui.net/archives/92734 Cueball正在接受面试，正在被马尾辫问到陈规定型的面试问题，“你最大的弱点是什么？”，“你最大的优势是什么？”和“五年后你在哪里看到自己？” 以迂回的方式，… Read more
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[1544] Margaret
Title Text:Otherwise known as Margaret the Destroyer, I will bring pain to the Great One. Then again, maybe I won’t.
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[1543] Team Effort
Title Text:Given the role they play in every process in my body, really, they deserve this award more than me. Just gotta figure out how to give it to them. Maybe I can cut it into pieces to make it…
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